Used to play this on a Facebook group I'm on. Seems to get people chatting

Here's how it works: You make a wish and the next person corrupts it, then they make a wish, and so on.

example:

Wish: I wish I had a winning lotto ticket.

Corruption: Poof... you buy the winning lottery ticket but check the numbers the day after it expires

Worth a shot. I'll start

I wish I had a better paying job

You get a better paying job and then trip out the door on your first day and break your arm

I wish I could go back to bed for an hour!

You go to bed and sleep through picking the kids up from school (all I could think of ha)

I wish I had a treadmill at home

Wish Granted! You have a treadmill, but the stop button breaks and your doomed run forever (or go flying off )


I wish I wake up tomorrow to find I've lost 2 stone in my sleep (just a modest 2 stone )

Wish granted, but you weren't expecting to be so much lighter and fly off the bed when getting out!


I wish I was much more organised.

Wish granted. You are now so organised that you even schedule your funtime down to the second and become a boring f'cker

I wish I had a brand new car

Wish granted but it breaks down at the end of the first road.


I wish my headache would go away

wow is this still here

Your headache has been cured ----- but you've had it for the last 13 months

I wish I didn't have to get up and sort the kids ready for the first day back at school

Wish granted but they get themselves ready instead and make a terrible mess!


I wish my husband didn't have to go back to work tomorrow. Christmas has gone so fast.

Granted! but he never went back to work and almost a year later you're sick and tired of him being all the time

Wow this thread really didn't take off


I wish I knew what my missus wanted for christmas